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Credit to @iguanamouth

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kinsey-the-saiyan-deactivated20:

humandisastersquad:

kleefkruid:

My dad was dealing with some mixed feelings so I told him “In therapy when something is too complicated to do a simple ‘pro and contra list’ we sometimes do an excercise where you imagine all these mixed feelings around a table in some kind of conference, letting each tell their bit and you leading the debate.”

and my dad didn’t really respond and just stared ahead so I kept preparing lunch. Until a few minutes later when he suddenly piped up: “I am having a bad time at the conference”

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I too am having a bad time at the conference

Reblog if you too are having a bad time at the conference

rannithebitch-deactivated202312:

haha, hey you’re a pretty cool person *picks up your speech patterns and non-verbal habits*

funky-dealer:

funky-dealer:

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i am the smartest person to ever live

whats the matter. i thought yall loved hairy fat trans men. yall’d better pick up the fuckin slack

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sapphling:

it fucking sucks that getting impaled “”“kills you”“” they should at least give you one freebie. i would look soooo sexy and boyish getting martyred on the spear

randybutternubber:

fuckyeahchinesefashion:

original character in chinese wuxia style of 旋风博文

EYES POP OUT OF SKULL HOLY SHIT

c4tspl4sh:
“thinking
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c4tspl4sh:

thinking

pangeen:

“ The Gatekeeper Patrolling ” //© Jen City

Music: Danger Twins - Thing of Beauty

yeehawpim:

Black and white comic with simple digital drawings. Text: I don't think I understood for a long time what people meant when they say, Panel 1: Person with dot eyes and a cowboy hat listening as a person with no features except for an open smiling mouth says with ha finger in the air, "There are stories only you can tell!" Text: I didn't think people were that different.ALT
Panel 2: A line up of different silhouettes of people, some taller some shorter with different body shapes. The silhouette of a prosthetic leg can be seen and someone in a wheelchair. There is one silhouette that blends in with the others but has dot eyes. Underneath is thhe text: I didn't think I was very different. Text: But we don't live through the same things. Panel 3: The person with the dot eyes looks down as a cowboy hat pops into existence next to them.ALT
Text: You probably didn't shhamelessly cheat at language tests every week because there were too many of them Panel 4: The person with dot eyes sits at a table as a kid with another kid with curly black hair. They write on pieces of paper. An arrow points to the person with dot eyes that reads, "bad influence." Another arrow points to the girl next to them that reads, "co-conspirator" Text: because you were taught to be more afraid of getting in trouble than being "bad." Text: You don't smile at orange peels Panel 5: Person wearing a cowboy hat looks down at an orange peeled as a star shape on a table, smiling. Text: remembering some past argument.ALT
Text: You don't cry when someone in a story will do Anything. Panel 6: The person with the cowboy hat sits at a table watching something on a laptop. They hold a tissue box in their hands as they have tears on their face. A speech bubble points towards the laptop showing a girl waving. She has curly short black hair and a headband with feathers. She is Fanny Fawnsworth from Dimension 20's Mentopolis. Text: Mayybe because you felt like that at some point, too. Black background underneath the table fades into white. Text: Or maybe you did, or do.ALT
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Text: Tell me a story only you can tell Panel 10: 3 groups of people stand next to each other, smiling and speaking. They now have more distinct features instead of being silhouettes, there is someone with classes in a wheelchair, a person with hoop earings, a person wearing a mask, a person using sign language... Text: and I'll tell you mine A watermark in the bottom right corner of the page reads, "@yeehawpim"ALT

mr-muppetface:

Today’s proverb:

You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink. Your final grade in Equestrian Mind Control is a C.

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